It Is No Disgrace To

There Is No Failure Except In No Longer Trying. There Is No Defeat Except From Within, No Really Insurmountable Barrier Save Our Own Inherent Weakness Of Purpose.

A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

Of All The Home Remedies, A Good Wife Is Best.

When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody Knows The Difference.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.