It Is Impossible To Travel

I've Always Been Interested In Being In Other People's Movies. I Never Get Any Offers.

I Can't With Any Conscience Argue For New York With Anyone. It's Like Calcutta. But I Love The City In An Emotional, Irrational Way, Like Loving Your Mother Or Your Father Even Though They're A Drunk Or A Thief. I've Loved The City My Whole Life - To Me, It's Like A Great Woman.

Some People Want To Achieve Immortality Through Their Works Or Their Descendants. I Prefer To Achieve Immortality By Not Dying.

I Don't Believe In An Afterlife, But I'm Taking An Extra Pair Of Underwear Just In Case.

Is Sex Dirty? Only If It's Done Right.