It Is Impossible To Find

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.

A Comic Should Suffer As Much Over A Single Line As A Man With A Hernia Would In Picking Up A Heavy Barbell.