It Is Impossible To Discourage

Our American Professors Like Their Literature Clear And Cold And Pure And Very Dead.

Think How Much Better It Is To Criticize Conventional Customs If You Yourself Live Up To Them, Scrupulously.

Intellectually I Know That America Is No Better Than Any Other Country; Emotionally I Know She Is Better Than Every Other Country.

She Was Snatched Back From A Dream Of Far Countries, And Found Herself On Main Street.

When Audiences Come To See Us Authors Lecture, It Is Largely In The Hope That We'll Be Funnier To Look At Than To Read.