It Is Either Christ Or

You Cannot Trust The Interests Of Any Class Entirely To Another Class; And You Cannot Trust The Interests Of Any Sex To Another Sex.

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."

Golf Is The Only Game Where The Worst Player Gets The Best Of It. He Obtains More Out Of It As Regards Both Exercise And Enjoyment, For The Good Player Gets Worried Over The Slightest Mistake, Whereas The Poor Player Makes Too Many Mistakes To Worry About Them.

He [hitler] Is A Very Great Man. "fuhrer" Is The Proper Name For Him, For He Is A Born Leader, Yes, And Statesman.

By Thetest Of Our Faith Thehighest Standard Ofcivilization Is The Readiness To Sacrifice For Others.