It Is Easier To Apologize

I Had A Running Compiler And Nobody Would Touch It. They Told Me Computers Could Only Do Arithmetic.

I Am Now Going To Make You A Gift That Will Stay With You The Rest Of Your Life. For The Rest Of Your Life, Every Time You Say, "we've Always Done It That Way," My Ghost Will Appear And Haunt You For Twenty-four Hours.

I'm Totally Against Women In Combat, Because We Live In A Culture And A Society That Imposes On Every Man The Concept Of Women And Children First...if You Had A Man And A Woman Trying To Go Through Some Dangerous Woods, The Man's Instinct Would Be To Protect The Woman. Therefore You Weaken The Man.

At Any Given Moment, There Is Always A Line Representing What Your Boss Will Believe. If You Step Over It, You Will Not Get Your Budget. Go As Close To That Line As You Can.

If It Isn't Bolted Down, Bring It Home.