It Is An Illusion That

Sentimentality Is The Only Sentiment That Rubs You The Wrong Way.

Music-hall Songs Provide The Dull With Wit, Just As Proverbs Provide Them With Wisdom.

Unfortunately Sometimes One Can't Do What One Thinks Is Right Without Making Someone Else Unhappy.

The Humour Of Dostoievsky Is The Humour Of A Barloafer Who Ties A Kettle To A Dog's Tail.

A Man Ought To Work. That's What He's Here For. That's How He Contributes To The Welfare Of The Community.