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Carlton Mellick Iii Is One Of Bizarro Fiction's Most Talented Practitioners, A Virtuoso Of The Surreal, Science Fictional Tale.

Each Generation Of Rabbis Is Necessarily Less Perfect Than The Rabbis That Came Before, Since Each Generation Is More Removed From The Perfection Of The Garden. Therefore, No Rabbi Is Allowed To Overturn Any Of His Forebears' Wisdom, Since They Are All, By Definition, Smarter Than Him.

We're Going To Fight This Battle With Everything We Have, And We Will Probably Lose. But Then We Will Fight It Again, And We Will Lose A Little Less, For This Battle Will Win Us Many Supporters. And Then We'll Lose *again*. And *again*. And We Will Fight On. Because As Hard As It Is To Win By Fighting, It's Impossible To Win By Doing Nothing.

I Can't Go Underground For A Year, Ten Years, My Whole Life, Waiting For Freedom To Be Handed To Me. Freedom Is Something You Have To Take For Yourself.

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