It Is A Maxim That

The Shortest Pleasures Are The Sweetest.

Necessity, The Mother Of Invention.

Women Never Really Command Until They Have Given Their Promise To Obey; And They Are Never In More Danger Of Being Made Slaves Than When The Men Are At Their Feet.

Sir, You Shall Taste My Anno Domini.

I Have Fed Purely Upon Ale; I Have Eat My Ale, Drank My Ale, And I Always Sleep Upon Ale.