It Is A Known Fact

Every Week When My Batch Of Weekly Cartoons Would Go To Fedex, It Felt Like A Small Miracle. Then In A Few Days, It's 'here We Go Again.'

People Try To Look For Deep Meanings In My Work. I Want To Say, 'they're Just Cartoons, Folks. You Laugh Or You Don't.' Gee, I Sound Shallow. But I Don't React To Current Events Or Other Stimuli. I Don't Read Or Watch Tv To Get Ideas. My Work Is Basically Sitting Down At The Drawing Table And Getting Silly.

The Bluebird Of Happiness Long Absent From His Life, Ned Is Visited By The Chicken Of Depression.

The Great Thing About This Jungle Of Ours Is That Anyone Of You Could Grow Up To Be Lord Of The Apes.

He Has Been Known By Many Names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, The Prince Of Lies, Satan, And At A Party Once An Obnoxious Drunk Kept Calling Him "dude."