It Feels Like Every Day

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?

If I Had To Pick One Artist To Tile My Bathroom I Would Go With Mc Escher.

If I Could Control The Behavior Of Fat Guys I Would Make Them Ride Mopeds More Often.

I'm In A Weird Position, Because I Like Rainbows, But I'm Not Gay. So Whenever I Go Out Wearing A Rainbow Shirt, I Have To Put "not Gay." But I'm Not Against Gays, So Under That I'll Have To Put "... But Supportive." It's Weird How One Group Of People Took Refracted Light. That's Very Greedy, Gays.

I Like To Go To Concerts Because I Love To See My Favorite Band Through The Phone Of The Asshole Who's Standing In Front Of Me.