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Self-tragedy Is Always A Great Way To Dramatize Yourself - Ask Any Teenager.

I Am A One-trick Pony. If You Tell Most People To Draw A Picture Of A Tree, They'd Draw 35 Branches And 10,000 Leaves. I Will Draw You A Tree With Four Branches And Three Leaves, And I'll Spend The Rest Of The Week Drawing Inside Of Each Leaf. In Terms Of The Grand Gesture, I Reserve That Maximum Turbo Blast Energy For What I Do As An Artist, And I Sing And Dance For Dinner.

Audience Participation Should Extend From On-stage To Backstage To Under The Stage

If You Subtracted All Of The Great Artists Who Never Drank, Who Never Went To Excess, You Wouldn't Have Any More Art Left. What Kind Of Poem Are You Gonna Get Out Of A Glass Of Iced Tea?

I Used To Jog But The Ice Cubes Kept Falling Out Of My Glass.