It Breaks My Heart To

We Have A Family Calendar And It's How Everybody Runs. In Truth, There's No Trick To Balancing It. If You Look At The Calendar And You've Seen You've Gone Ten Days Without A Date Night, You Know You Need To Prioritize More.

I've Got More Junk In The Trunk Than Most 5-foot-1 Blonde Girls, And I Like It.

I Find It Almost Comforting To Count Calories, Because It Makes Me Conscious Of What I'm Eating. But On Super Bowl Sunday, I Thought, 'surrender To It. It's Nacho Time.' Then I Ate Nothing But Doritos All Day.

I Think That If You Can Butter Writers Up Enough, They Might Give You A Little.

But It’s Compounded By The Fact That I Love Animals And Feel Better Not Eating Them.