It Behooves A Father To

All Deaths Are Hateful To Miserable Mortals, But The Most Pitiable Death Of All Is To Starve.

Here, Therefore, Huge And Mighty Warrior Though You Be, Here Shall You Die.

Being Eaten By A Crocodile Is Just Like Going To Sleep...in A Giant Blender.

Will Cast The Spear And Leave The Rest To Jove.

Long Exercised In Woes.