Isn't It Strange -- When

I Spent Most Of My Adult Life Essentially Agnostic Or An Atheist.

It's Strange How Interesting Your Dreams Are, But When Someone Tries To Tell You Their Dream You're Just Like "whatever! Why Don't You Send Me An E-mail So I Can Delete It?"

I Think That There's Part Of Me That Feels Like Maybe I Should Have Been More Social.

I Am A Guy Who Talks About Bacon And Escalators.

I Think Growing Up In Indiana Prepares Anyone For A Life In Comedy. I Do Feel Like There Is A Certain Kind Of Self-effacing Cynicism Among All Hoosiers.