Is Man, Indeed, A Walrus

Azrael: No Pleasure, No Rapture, No Exquisite Sin Greater... Than Central Air.

My Father Taught Me How To Be A Man – And Not By Instilling In Me A Sense Of Machismo Or An Agenda Of Dominance. He Taught Me That A Real Man Doesn’t Take, He Gives; He Doesn’t Use Force, He Uses Logic; Doesn’t Play The Role Of Trouble-maker, But Rather, Trouble-shooter; And Most Importantly, A Real Man Is Defined By What’s In His Heart, Not His Pants.

Storytelling Is My Currency. It's My Only Worth. The Only Thing Of Value I Have In This Life Is My Ability To Tell A Story, Whether In Print, Orating, Writing It Down Or Having People Acting It Out.

With What You Don't Know About Me, I Could Just About Fill The Grand Canyon.

T-shirts And Long Pants Make Me Easier To Find In A Crowd, But Also Easy To Disappear In A Crowd Because If I Am Wearing This And Suddenly I Am Not, It's Like A Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak.