Is It Against The Law

I Am The Best Player In The World, And I Am Here To Prove It.

I Don't Remember One Thing I Learned In School.

Capablanca Was Among The Greatest Of Chess Players, But Not Because Of His Endgame. His Trick Was To Keep His Openings Simple, And Then Play With Such Brilliance In The Middlegame That The Game Was Decided - Even Though His Ooponent Didn't Always Know It - Before They Arrived At The Ending.

I Was In Japan A Couple Of Months Ago, I Saw A Preview For The Movie Pearl Harbor. And They Showed The Japanese Airplanes Coming In To Bomb Pearl Harbor, And I Applauded. Nobody Else In The Theater Applauded.

Ultimately The White Man Should Leave The United States And The Black People Should Go Back To Africa.