Irony Is An Indispensable Ingredient

No, One Couldn't Make A Revolution, One Couldn't Even Start A Riot, With Sheep That Asked Only For Better Browsing.

Do You Know There Is Always A Barrier Between Me And Any Man Or Woman Who Does Not Like Dogs?

Nothing, Except The Weather Report Or A General Maxim Of Conduct, Is So Unsafe To Rely Upon As A Theory Of Fiction.

I Ain't Never Seen No Head So Level That It Could Bear The Lettin' In Of Politics.

First, I Was An Idealist (that Was Early - Fools Are Born, Not Made, You Know); Next I Was A Realist; Now I Am A Pessimist, And, By Jove! If Things Get Much Worse I'll Become A Humorist.