Irony Dissolves Sentiment, But Occasionally

Children Consider Disliking Their Parents Natural, But If The Dislike Is Returned, They Are Outraged.

With Age, I Have Become Both More Pious And More Shameless.

The Family Is On Its Way Out; Couples Go Next; Then No More Keeping Cats Or Parrots.

At The Dinner Table, If You Can't Think Of Anything To Say, Sit Quietly. Don't Throw Rolls, Or Chew On Your Napkin.

The Best Propaganda Omits Rather Than Invents