Iraq Is So Bad That

I Can Hardly Wait Until Donald Trump Announces His Celebrity Cabinet.

Have You Been Following The Big Oil Spill In The Gulf Of Mexico? Or As We Call It Now, The Dead Sea.

Here's What We Know About Santa. He Sees You When You're Sleeping. He Knows When You're Awake. He Knows If You've Been Bad Or Good. I Think He's With The Nsa.

A Pair Of Ruby Red Slippers Worn By Judy Garland In The Wizard Of Oz Have Been Stolen. The Thief Is Described As Being Armed And Fabulous.

The World's Oldest Woman Passed Away At 116. They Keep Dying. I Think That Title May Be Cursed.