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Tell Me Again How Great You Are, Asshole. Nothing Like A Steel Enema To Ruin Even Your Best Day. (fang)

Aren’t You A Little Old For Your Mom To Be Picking Out Your Clothes For You? Really? Shopping At The Children’s Place At Your Age? I’m Sure There’s Some Third-grader Dying To Know Who Bought The Last Navy I-sore Shirt. (nekoda)

Has Anyone Ever Won An Argument With You? (syd) Just Tee, And I Was Drunk And Wounded At The Time. (joe)

Fine. Sit Around Being Inconsiderate Asses…and You Wonder Why None Of You Are Married. (zarina) (sway Cleared His Throat Meaningfully.) Oh, Shush. You Don’t Count. You Had An Arranged Marriage. These Losers Can’t Get A Girl For More Than Three And Half Minutes It Takes Them To Embarrass Themselves With Their Feeble Gropings That Always Disappoint. (zarina)

Over, Under, Around, Or Through. There Is Always A Way. - Soteria