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When You Quit School At An Early Age, I Think You Have A Lifelong Need To Show The World - And Maybe Yourself - That You're Really Smart After All.

With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens It's An Omelet.

Dogs And Cats Get Put To Sleep; Hogs And Cows Get Slaughtered.

Life Is A Zero Sum Game.

Without The Laughs, The Audience Wouldn't Be There At All, So In That Sense, Yes, I Am A Comedian.