Instead Of Hating, I Have

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Handsome, Thin, Sophisticated Men Often Fall Madly In Love With Larger Women, We Just Never See It On Tv.

The Character I Play Is A Wonderful Compilation Of Things I Hate About Myself And Things I Love About Myself And Things That I've Invented To Make Her Even More Interesting Than Me.

Isn't It Amazing How Celebrity Status Preempts Even The Most Ingrained Hatreds?

I Can Either Cross The Street, Or I Can Keep Waiting For Another Few Years Of Green Lights To Go By.