Incompetents Invariably Make Trouble For

Texas Is Rich In Unredeemed Dreams

Only A Rank Degenerate Would Drive 1,500 Miles Across Texas Without Eating A Chicken Fried Steak.

Though Loyal And Able And Brave, Pea Had Never Displayed The Slightest Ability To Learn From His Experience, Though His Experience Was Considerable. Time And Again He Would Walk Up On The Wrong Side Of A Horse That Was Known To Kick, And Then Look Surprised When He Got Kicked.

The Reason Men Are So Awful Is Because Some Woman Has Spoiled Them.

... People Are Always Turning Out To Be Tougher Than I Think They Are.