Inauguration Security Was Tighter Than

Inauguration Security Was Tighter Than Kirstie Alley In A Pair Of Spandex Pants.

According To The British Journal Of Psychiatry, Marijuana Can Cause Panic Attacks. I Don't Know . . . The Only Time I Have Ever Seen A Marijuana User Look Panicky Is When They Are Out Of Marijuana.

In The Enron Scandal, Whistleblower Sherron Watkins Is Now Calling Herself Enron Brokovitch. She Testified Ken Lay Was Duped By The Other Executives. Oh, Yeah. When Is The Last Time You Got Duped And Made $100 Million?

If I Have One Advantage, It's That I Will Try To Work Harder Than The Next Guy.

I Believe Engineers Will Save The World.