Inactivity Is The Killer And,

Scales Lie! You Lose Thirty Pounds Of Muscle And You Gain Thirty Pounds Of Fat And You Weigh The Same, Right? Take That Tape Measure Out. That Won't Lie. Your Waistline Is Your Lifeline. It Should Be The Same As It Was When You Were A Young Person.

People Thought I Was A Charlatan And A Nut. The Doctors Were Against Me -- They Said That Working Out With Weights Would Give People Heart Attacks And They Would Lose Their Sex Drive.

On One Of My Birthdays I Did 1,000 Chin-ups And 1,000 Push-ups. For My 70th Birthday I Towed 70 Boats With 70 People In It, My Feet And Hands Tied-my Hands Were In Handcuffs, My Feet Were Tied Together-and I Towed These Boats A Mile-and-a-half In Long Beach Harbor. For My 93rd Birthday I'm Going To Tow My Wife Across The Bathtub.

Go On, Have A Glass Of Wine With Dinner. What Is Wine, Anyway? Pure Grapes. A Glass Of Wine Is Much Better For You Than A Coke.

How Many Cars Out There Look Like Corvettes? You Want Something Nobody Else Has. You Don't Want An Old Look-alike Thing, And That's Why Corvettes Have The Reputation Of Being One Of The Fastest Cars. I've Always Had Good Cars, And A Corvette Is One Of The Best Cars I've Had. I've Had Lamborghinis, I've Had Ferraris, I've Had Stutz Blackhawks. You Name It, I've Had Them. For The Money, Corvette Is Tops.