In This World You're Either

Virtually Nothing Is Impossible In This World If You Just Put Your Mind To It And Maintain A Positive Attitude.

I Used To Pray That God Would Make Me A Great Athlete, And He Never Did.

Broadcasting Is Easy; You Just Talk Until You Think Of Something To Say.

Football Coaches Don't Have Real Problems.

Don't Run If You Can Walk. Don't Walk If You Can Stand. Don't Stand If You Can Sit. Don't Sit If You Can Lie Down.