In The 'bullshit Department' A

I'm Not Collegial, I Don't Hang Out. I'm Soloist, I Like My Solitude, I Don't Really Hang Around With Comedians.

Religion Is Like Drugs, It Destroys The Thinking Mind.

Tell The People You Love That You Love Them, At Every Opportunity.

Comedy, I Figured, Was The Thing That Came To Me The Most Easily. Playing The Trumpet And Piano Took Practice. I Thought That Was A Waste Of Time. I'd Go Out On The Street Corner And Be Funny. In A Minute.

Most People Are Not Particularly Good At Anything.