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I Don't Think Men Talk As Much As Women, But When We Have Something On Our Minds We'll Get It Out.

That's When You Know You're A True Married Couple: When You Have To Apologize For What You Did In Her Dream.

It Seems To Be A Common Denominator With A Lot Of Comics, This Low Self-esteem Thing.

People Think Living In Your Parents' Basement Until You're Twenty-nine Is Lame. But What They Don't Realize Is That While You're There, You Save Money On Rent, Food, And Dates.

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