In Our Town, The Most

This Is The Way I Look At Sex Scenes: I Have Basically Been Doing Them For A Living For Years. Trying To Seduce An Audience Is The Basis Of Rock 'n Roll, And If I May Say So, I'm Pretty Good At It...plus, Being Married And Monogamous, It's The Closest Thing I Can Do To Having Sex Without Getting In Trouble For It...the Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.

I'm Not A Big Disco Guy.

Nothing Is As Important As Passion. No Matter What You Want To Do With Your Life, Be Passionate. The World Doesn’t Need Any More Gray. On The Other Hand, We Can’t Get Enough Color. Mediocrity Is Nobody’s Goal And Perfection Shouldn’t Be Either. We’ll Never Be Perfect. But Remember These Three P’s: Passion + Persistence = Possibility.

I Think Record Companies Are Criminals.

Do You Really Want To Know Why I'm Doing All This Goodwill, And Why I'm An Ambassador For Habitat For Humanity And Why I Gave A Million To [relief Efforts For Hurricane] Katrina? It's Because I Feel Guilty About The Huge Hole In The Ozone Layer My Haircuts Created. It's My Responsibility To Right The Wrongs Of The Eighties.