In My Relativity Theory I

The Press, Which Is Mostly Controlled By Vested Interests, Has An Excessive Influence On Public Opinion.

When We Are Working At Something, We Come Down From Our High Logical Horse And Sniff Around With Our Nose To The Ground. Then We Obliterate Our Traces In Order To Become More God-like.

I Was Originally Supposed To Become An Engineer But The Thought Of Having To Expend My Creative Energy On Things That Make Practical Everyday Life Even More Refined, With A Loathsome Capital Gain As The Goal, Was Unbearable To Me.

Smoke Like A Chimney, Work Like A Horse, Eat Without Thinking, Go For A Walk Only In Really Pleasant Company.

Everyone Knew It Was Impossible, Until A Fool Who Didn't Know Came Along And Did It.