In My Own Writing, I

Irony Won't Save You From Anything; Humour Doesn't Do Anything At All. You Can Look At Life Ironically For Years, Maybe Decades; There Are People Who Seem To Go Through Most Of Their Lives Seeing The Funny Side, But In The End, Life Always Breaks Your Heart. Doesn't Matter How Brave You Are, Or How Reserved, Or How Much You've Developed A Sense Of Humour, You Still End Up With Your Heart Broken. That's When You Stop Laughing.

The Most Stupid Religion Is Islam.

The Dream Of All Men Is To Meet Little Sluts Who Are Innocent But Ready For All Forms Of Depravity—which Is What, More Or Less, All Teenage Girls Are.

Active People Don't Change The World Profoundly; Ideas Do. Napoleon Is Less Important In World History Than Jean-jacques Rousseau.

The Great Advantage Of A Novel Is You Can Put In Whatever Comes Into Your Head - It Has The Same Shape As The Human Brain.