In My Day The Schools

I Told The Good Father That If He And I Were Going In The Future To Some Wonderful Elysian Field And The Animals Were Not Going To Go Anywhere, That Was All The More Reason To Give Them A Little Better Shake In The One Life They Did Have.

The National Park Service Shot A Mule In The Face. He Survived But Had Trouble Swallowing And Often Food Came Out Of His Nose.

On Resigning As Collaborator On The Memoirs Of The Former Wallis Warfield Simpson, New Summaries, 6 October 1955. You Can't Make The Duchess Of Windsor Into Rebecca Of Sunnybrook Farm.

You Cannot Expect Everything Even From The Friendliest Cat. It Is Still A Cat.

You Can Give Of Your Talent, You Can Give Of Your Possessions, Or You Can Give Of Yourself. For God's Sake, Give Something.