In Mississippi The Important Thing

In Mississippi The Important Thing Is Hooch, Not Bar Equipment.

I've Always Said That Next To Imperial China, The South Is The Best Place In The World To Be An Old Lady.

Spinsterhood Is Nature's Own Feminism.

Owning Your Own Home Is America's Unique Recipe For Avoiding Revolution And Promoting Pseudo-equality At The Same Time. To Keep Citizens Puttering In Their Yards Instead Of Sputtering On The Barricades, The Government Has Gladly Deprived Itself Of Billions In Tax Revenues By Letting Home Owners Deduct Mortgage Interest Payments.

In Social Matters, Pointless Conventions Are Not Merely The Bee Sting Of Etiquette, But The Snake Bite Of Moral Order.