In Hollywood If You Are

In Hollywood If You Are Not Working, You Are A Leper. True, You Are Probably Living In The Most Expensive Leper Colony In The World.

Grandma Cheated Whenever She Could. She Cheated Because It Was A Much More Scientific And Surer Way Of Winning Than Trusting To Luck.

I Had Moved Out Of The Edison Hotel Because I Couldn't Pay The Bill And Was Living At The Lincoln Hotel, Where I Couldn't Pay The Bill Either, But It Was Cheaper.

Success Is Like Winning The Sweepstakes Or Getting Killed In An Automobile Crash. It Always Happens To Somebody Else.

The Head Coach Don't Want No Sissies, So He Reads To Us From Something Called Ulysses.