In God's Great Vaudeville, Mother

Genius Is The Ability To Act Rightly Without Precedent - The Power To Do The Right Thing The First Time.

Play Needs Direction As Well As Work.

Down In Their Hearts, Wise Men Know This Truth: The Only Way To Help Yourself Is To Help Others.

A Man Is As Good As He Has To Be, And A Woman Is As Bad As She Dares

A Legal Or Religious Ceremony By Which Two Persons Of The Opposite Sex Solemnly Agree To Harass And Spy On Each Other... Until Death Do Them Join.