In Giving Advice, Aptitude Is

Most Men Will Go Farther To Give Advice Than To Follow Their Own Opinion.

I Like Doing A Funny Show Where I Don't Have To Act And Fall In Love With A Girl.

Back In The Old Days, A Man Could Just Get Sick And Die. Now They Have To Wage A Battle. So My Uncle Bert Is Waging A Courageous Battle, Which I've Seen, Because I Go And Visit Him. And This Is The Battle: He's Lying In The Hospital Bed, With A Thing In His Arm, Watching Matlock On The Tv.

I Never Do Impressions, But I Probably Should. People Like That Stuff.

I Don't Know Anything About Politics. I Wouldn't Put Too Much Into My Prediction On Politics.