In Describing Someone's Character, I

To Be A Social Success, Do Not Act Pathetic, Arrogant, Or Bored. Do Not Discuss Your Unhappy Childhood, Your Visit To The Dentist,the Shortcomings Of Your Cleaning Woman, The State Of Your Bowels, Or Your Spouse's Bad Habits. You Will Be Thought A Paragon (or Perhaps A Monster) Of Good Behavior.

I May Forget My Dignity, But You May Not.

Power Makes Gods. Virtue Makes Martyrs.

The Real Secrets Are Not The Ones I Tell.

Getting Ready: The Show Girl Scratches Her Breast And Shakes Out Her Feathers.