In Comic Strips, The Person

Because Brenda [carlin] Had A Drinking Problem Along With The Coke, She Had To Hit Bottom First. Most Alcoholics Do. And For Her, Bottom Was An Automobile Accident That Almost Landed Her In Jail.

It's The American View That Everything Has To Keep Climbing: Productivity, Profits, Even Comedy.

Weather Forecast For Tonight: Dark. Continued Dark Overnight, With Widely Scattered Light By Morning.

I'm Not A Person Who Thinks They Can Have It All, But I Certainly Feel That With A Bit Of Effort And Guile I Should Be Able To Have More Than My Fair Share.

Never Get On An Airplane If The Pilot Is Wearing A Hat That Has More Than Three Pastel Colors.