In America Nothing Dies Easier

The French Fried Potato Has Become An Inescapable Horror In Almost Every Public Eating Place In The Country. 'french Fries', Say The Menus, But They Are Not French Fries Any Longer. They Are A Furry-textured Substance With The Taste Of Plastic Wood.

In An Age When The Fashion Is To Be In Love With Yourself, Confessing To Be In Love With Somebody Else Is An Admission Of Unfaithfulness To One's Beloved.

Feel Good About Linking Hands In Human Chain For Good Causes.

Ah, Summer, What Power You Have To Make Us Suffer And Like It.

You Can Always Tell Folks From Nonfolks. Folks Like To Feel Good, Like To Smile For The Camera When There's A Big Photo Opportunity For A Really Good Cause.