In A Way, I Was

Unrequited Love Is All Right In Books And Things, But In Real Life, It Completely Sucks

I Didn't Even Think About Suggesting He Take The Boots Off. There'd Probably Be A Apocalypse Or Something.

There's Nothing Secret About It. Everyone Knows That I Am Waiting For My Real Parents, The King And Queen, To Come Restore Me To My Rightful Throne.

There Is A Difference Between Listening And Hearing, Just As There Is A Difference Between Seeing And Knowing.

We Were A Very Funny Family. Humour Was The Tool With Which My Brother And I Tried To Get Attention. We Were Always Trying To Be The Funniest.