In A Discreet Man's Mouth,

In Every Animal That Walks Upright, The Deficiency Of The Fluids That Fill The Muscles Appears First In The Highest Part: The Face First Grows Lank And Wrinkled; Then The Neck; Then The Breast And Arms; The Lower Parts Continuing To The Last As Plump As Ever; So That Covering All Above With A Basket, And Regarding Only What Is Below The Girdle, It Is Impossible Of Two Women To Know An Old From A Young One.

If You Have A Bald Head Don't Walk Out In The Sun Because You Will Get Burned.

Twas Noah Who First Planted The Vine And Mended His Morals By Drinking Its Wine.

A Man Separated From His Reflective Belt Is No Man At All.

There Was Great Difference In Persons; And Discretion Did Not Always Accompany Years, Nor Was Youth Always Without It.