I'm Very Proud To Be

My Parents Used To Take Me To A Lot Of Theatre When I Was Young.

My Relationships With My Loved Ones Always Take Precedence Over Work.

I Thought I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon Until I Realized All The Schooling It Required. I Didn't Like School Very Much So I Had To Come Up With Something Else.

Thank God My Parents Had An Abundance Of Patience.

Seppuku Is Japanese For Ritual Suicide. I Thought, What A Cute Name For A Coat.