I'm Very Girly. I Love

Because I've Been On The Receiving End Of Infidelity, I Know How Much It Hurts.

Once I Was Chased By The King Of All Scorpions. I Have The Most Notorious Animal Stories.

All You Need Is A Bad Angle And Suddenly Youre 30 Pounds Overweight.

There's A Side Of Me That Dislikes Feminism. I Think We Surrendered Something And Women Were Unable To Reveal Any Kind Of Vulnerability.

Men Act Out Like They're Horrified By Marriage, But When They Find The Woman Of Their Dreams, They Love It.