I'm The Worst Person To

Those Who Have Succeeded At Anything And Don't Mention Luck Are Kidding Themselves.

When I Broke In, In 1957, It Was Wide Open. Now You're Up Against Strong Competition.

I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.

The First Rule Of My Speaking Is: Listen!

I'm The Worst Person To Be Stuck With In A Traffic Jam.