I'm The Original Take-orders Girl.

I've Always Taken 'the Wizard Of Oz' Very Seriously, You Know. I Believe In The Idea Of The Rainbow. And I've Spent My Entire Life Trying To Get Over It.

I Was Born In A Lovely White House With A Garden.

There Have Been Times When I Have Deliberately Tried To Take My Life... I Think I Must Have Been Crying For Some Attention.

I Try To Bring The Audience's Own Drama - Tears And Laughter They Know About - To Them.

I've Been In Love With Audiences All My Life, And I've Tried To Please. I Hope I Did.