I'm The Gun Guy, A

Like The Average American That I Hang Out With, And Like My Father Before Me, I Raised All My Children To Respect Tools And Use Them Wisely And Safely.

I Still Tour Like A Man Possessed, Because I Am.

My Worst Song Is Stimulating Beyond Words. My Best Songs Are Downright Scary.

I'm Stoned On My Music. I'm Intoxicated By My Joyful Calendar Between The Tours, And The Hunting, And The Charity Work, And The Family Time, And Just My Lifestyle Living On A Ranch In Texas And Back When I Lived On My Ranch In Michigan. It's The Epitome Of Individual Independence, Self-sufficiency, Hands-on, Earthly Celebration And We Tour Every Summer Like Complete Animals.

Jerry [garcia] Got High And Jerry's Dead. I Went Hunting And I'm Still Ted.