I'm The Anti-quentin Tarantino.

10 Years Ago, I Would've Host Saturday Night Live. But To Me, The Show Has Declined. For Some Reason, Humor Isn't What It Was. It Just, To Me, It's Not As Funny As It Was, Not As Sharply Satirical.

I Loved To Fall Down.

So I Think We're Kind Of An Alternate Choice For People Who Have Had It With Sex And Violence.

I've Never Been What You'd Call A Great Singer, But I Loved To Sing.

I Asked Fred Astaire Once When He Was About My Age If He Still Danced, And He Said 'yes, But It Hurts Now.' That's Exactly It. I Can Still Dance Too, But It Hurts Now!