I'm Terrified To Get Married.

If You Went For A Job Interview In A Glasgow Law Firm, They Used To Ask You What School You Went To. And That Was A Way Of Finding Out What Religion You Were.

I Just Got An Honorary Degree From Glasgow University, And I Had To Wear Around Very Painful Shoes So That I Didn't Laugh All The Way Through The Ceremony Because I Felt Like An Outlaw.

There's A Real Emphasis On Being Witty In Scotland, Even In Crime Novels.

I Grew Up In London Under Thatcher And That Really Was Disgusting. A Feeding Frenzy.

In My Heart Im Just A Lucky Waitress.