I'm Sporting Some Really Blonde

It's Ok To Sit In The Golden Globe Room And Look Around And Think, 'oh, Helen Mirren's A Loser Tonight, So Is Nicole Kidman. Meryl Streep Lost Tonight. Jessica Lange Didn't Win.' If You're Gonna Be In The Company Of Losers, That's The Company To Be In.

All Of My Friends Went To College And I Got A Job At Circle Pizza, Where I Worked For 24 Hours. I Had To Call My Mother Four Times To Ask Her How To Spell Parmesan. I'm Not Kidding. I Was A Terrible Speller. I Think I Was Really Nervous That I Somehow Didn't Feel Right Out In The World In That Way.

I'd Love To Be In The '70s. I'd Love To Have A Big, Long Wig Parted Down The Middle With Flat-ironed Hair And Bell-bottoms. They're Actually Very Flattering For My Figure. The Wider The Leg, The Better For A Person With A Booty.

I Personally Think It Would Be A Very Liberating Thing For Women To Allow Themselves To Understand That Having It All Incorporates Sacrifice. It Does Mean That You Can't Be Everywhere All The Time. It Does Mean That Your Friends Are Not Going To Get All Of You.

I Just Don't Feel That We've Traveled Very Far In The Realm Of Social Equality. There Just Seems To Be A Little Bit Of Unrest. And Sometimes I Think That Happens When You Really Feel Like Something's About To Change. Right Before The Moment Of Lift Off, Sometimes Things Feel A Little Bit Unhinged, And That's What It Feels Like To Me Right Now, Both As A Woman And Just As A Human On The Planet As An American Woman In America. I Feel Like We're On The Precipice Of Change. I Feel A Little Nervous.